I had just rented a movie and ran into a girl from high school who I'd heard might be receptive to my charms. She was heading to France the next day, and as we chatted, I wondered if I was about to have a Before Sunrise moment, the two of us staying up late, chatting, smooching, and falling a little bit in love.
"What movie did you rent?" she asked.
It was Pee-Wee's Big Adventure. I can't remember if I've seen her since.